I didn’t watch the debate. I don’t watch debates. Most Americans don’t watch debates. But, based on the comments that I’m reading here, there, and everywhere, I’m guessing that the next question that Charlie Gibson will be asking will be "Would you like fries with that?".

Then again, he did ask about the tough issues that Megan McArdle thinks the public wants to hear about. Hopefully both candidates agreed that Britney’s sister is a little trollop.

I’m kind of bitter about how this might affect Zoey 101.

Anyone seen my gun and my Bible?



Yeah. Like I would tell you....