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You again? Why aren’t you gone? Oh, right.

Osama bin Laden, the Sunni Sociopath, or as John McCain knows him, "one of them Shiia extremists", is back again and filled with as little logic as possible:

Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden threatened the European Union with grave punishment on Wednesday over cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad.

In an audio recording posted on the Internet, Bin Laden said the cartoons were part of a "crusade" in which he said the Catholic Pope Benedict was involved.

The message was released on the fifth anniversary of the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq.

The Pope, really? You know, sound, pristine thinking like that is normally found only in a Lyndon LaRouche ad. He should really give up international terrorism in the name of perverted religion and start talking about Queen Elizabeth II’s love of selling opium.

I’m so glad we outsourced the job of capturing him when we had a reasonable chance so that we could have this awesome Iraq War & Occupation.

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Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

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