From the “You can't make this sh*t up” files.

If the banner wasn't enough to make you buy a new keyboard, the survey will.

4.
The most obvious negative impacts of a Democrat majority in Congress have been felt on the national security front. Of the issues listed below, which is most important to you?
 
– Allowing the “Surge” strategy time to work 
– Renewing President Bush's terrorist surveillance program
– Implementing real border security
– Working to halt Iran's nuclear program

[snip]

8.
Which of the following accomplishments do you feel is President Bush's greatest achievement?

(h/t C&L) 

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