Just Perfect for Marching to Wagner Together
Well, then this post is for you — this post brings you news you can use.
Ladies and gentlemen, Washington’s New Power Couple, Lord and Lady Missionary Position:
Monica Marie Goodling, of Alexandria, is engaged to be married to Michael Krempasky, of Falls Church. The wedding is planned for later this year.
The future bride, a consultant, previously served as senior counsel to Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and White House liaison at the U.S. Department of Justice. She graduated cum laude from Messiah College and received J.D. and M.A. degrees from Regent University.
Mr. Krempasky is a senior vice president at Edelman, a full-service, global public relations firm. He is also a founder of RedState, a leading conservative blog.
And we thought Jenna’s wedding was the event of the season?
I hope there’s a good locksmith in D.C. — and someone to explain how everything works to the happy couple. Just think of the years and years of conversation they can have about how terrible white people have had it in this country.