It would appear that the two weeks of swiftboating John McCain was all for naught.

"He’s not a real conservative," they said. "He has a bad temper," they warned. "He’s wasn’t a real hero in Vietnam," they whispered. "He’s a Mexican-lover, " they drooled.

But, unfortunately, the Republican electorate let Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, Hugh Hewitt, Laura Ingram, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, Kathryn Jean Lopez, Dr. James Dobson, and the gang of idiots who sit on the editorial board at the National Review down. And now, after all of the attacks and declarations that they will not endorse John McCain, that they will not vote for him and would, in fact, vote for Hitlery, after all of that they now have to figure out how they are going to unshit the bed.

I guess we can call them Coyote Conservatives; those who chewed off their arms in order to get away from John McCain and now wonder why he never calls.

If the idea of that doesn’t give you an erection lasting four hours (or ladywood as the equipment dictates), I don’t know what will…