It's time for some afternoon absurdity. Darrel Ng, Fred Thompson's former mouthpiece and “main point of contact for the media on all travel logistics and scheduling” for the flatlined campaign, has plenty of time on his hands these days.

I guess he felt there was an overwhelming need to punish aging martial arts expert and “actor” Chuck Norris for supporting GOP clown car occupant Mike Huckabee, the rapist/murderer-releasing, Christian Reconstructionist-supported, Man-On-Dog wannabe and former Arkansas governor. Thus we have Boycott Chuck Norris.com.

I’m starting a boycott of Chuck Norris because he has endorsed a presidential candidate and supports ideas that are far out of the mainstream. Specifically:

• He’s endorsed a candidate who says that he does not believe in evolution.
• He’s endorsed a candidate who called for the isolation of AIDS patients – long after the Centers for Disease Control determined that the virus was not spread by casual contact. Even this year, the candidate declined to recant those views.

I want you to join me in boycotting all of the products that Chuck Norris endorses and some of the national companies that run advertisements on the show in which he starred and currently rerunning on the USA cable network, Walker, Texas Ranger. I also ask that you tell these companies why you are boycotting them. (See list to the right with contact information and post below for a sample e-mail.)

Among the companies expected to feel a pinch from this pee-wee boycott: KFC, Payless ShoeSource, Nutrisystem, Tylenol, and Geico. Ng also calls for folks looking to get into shape to refrain from ordering up the Norris-endorsed Total Gym when the infomercial comes on.