Roe v. Wade and The Mike Huckabee Center for the Liberation and Housing of Spermatazoan Americans
Today is the 35th anniversary of Roe v. Wade. Womb control is alive and well. In fact there are states mulling “human life amendments” that would declare a fertilized egg a person, thus raising quite a few logical questions.
* For instance, is a post-coitus woman able to drive in a HOV lane because she may be carrying a fertilized egg?
* Will the highway patrol need to carry pregnancy testing kits to confirm the ability for them to use HOV lanes on the spot?
* Can airlines charge a woman for two seats since the fertilized egg is a person?
* Can you claim the fertilized egg as a tax deduction?
These may seem like inflammatory, even stupid questions, but personhood confers with it many rights and obligations (and price tags) that the anti-choice folks will need to answer.
To lighten the mood on a very serious topic, let’s check out The Mike Huckabee Center for the Liberation and Housing of Spermatazoan Americans.
It’s after the jump.The ribbon has been cut…walk on in. I had to email Jesus’ General to say that I laughed so hard when I read this post that tears were streaming down my face. The good General’s satire is in rare form as he debuts his ode to Huck in Second Life, the online virtual world. I will include just this screenshot and snippet; please go read the whole thing.
“I’ve worked hard every day of my life to get to this point,” said Center Director GenJCChristian Homewood shortly after Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter cut the ribbon and opened the facility. “I’ve been saving Spermatazoan-Americans from the Tubesock Holocaust for years,” Homewood continued, “by liberating them and providing them homes in mason jars I kept in my cellar until I ran out of room. This facility gives me the space I need to continue to give them their freedom.”
That image of Rush stomping over Ann Coulter to get into the Center is priceless. Make sure to catch the last graphic in the post, it’s a howler.