Alert the Pulitzer Prize Committee
Thank goodness the media has its priorities in order and only pays attention to the stories that deserve it’s full attention.
The Associated Press began preparing Britney Spears’ obituary within the past month, Usmagazine.com has learned.
"We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time," AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington tells Us.
Iraq, recession, presidential election, torture, Iran, whatever other country Coo-Coo Bananas is waving his sword at — all pale in comparison to the ghoulish potential of an obscenely famous and quite plainly troubled young woman being hounded into an early grave.
(picture modified from Xiguli-Lisa)