Go here and read why, if you live in Michigan, you should vote for Mitt Romney. I’ll wait.

Hmmm-hmmm-hhm…duh dum de dum

–She says: We’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got
‘Cause it doesn’t make a difference
If we make it or not
We’ve got each other and that’s a lot
For love – we’ll give it a shot

We’re half way there
Livin’ on a prayer
Take my hand and we’ll make it – I swear
Livin’ on a prayer

Tommy got his six string in hock
Now he’s holding–

Oh. You’re back.

Okay.

So anyway here’s your chance to campaign in any manner for Mitt! that you wish, say, by driving around Montrose or North Muskegon with a terrified dog strapped to your car roof and a big sign on the back of your car proclaiming- Mitt is the Shit! Vote Romney!

Remember: the longer Romney stays in, the more money he’ll throw into those negative "contrast" ads that he is so proud of that mention, in passing, that John McCain and Joe Lieberman have a Mexican lovechild. Besides – Five Brothers Blogging will live yet another few weeks.

Or at least until slacker son Ben shows up with a halfhearted, "Vote for my dad. Woot. Whatever…There! Are you happy now? Je-sus Moroni! You people are a pain in the ass…"