CommunityFDL Main Blog

Taking Voting to the Next Logic Step

Well Dixville Notch has voted, see you in 2012, no more voting on a President until then. The final decision on a President will be determined by the battle between David Broder’s bran muffin & metamucil.

Don’t like it?

Well, why don’t you cry about it you big baby? Living in the "World’s Greatest Democracy" means the freedom to let small groups of people decide your fate. Freedom isn’t free y’know and over the years thousands have died for you in order to save you the effort of providing feedback. Be a patriot, sit there and take it, it’s the American Way!

Make sure you videotape it when you cry, because we all know the showing of human emotion that doesn’t involve being giddy while ordering the death of tens of thousands in Operation Cluster*uck like a sociopath on a meth high makes you totally unqualified to be President.

Previous post

Late Late Nite - Primary Blues

Next post

A little bit of this...a little bit of that



In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .