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Clenis Envy

Dr. "Sanity" reads the headline " Hillary Edges Out Oprah as Most Admired Woman in ‘07" and this is where her mind wanders:

LIFE’S JUST A BITCH FOR THE LEFT

Consider the results of the latest Gallup Poll. On the one hand, Hillary nudged out Oprah for "Most Admired Woman". On the other hand, President Bush is still the "Most Admired Man".

…and then uses it to give us a lesson in Bush Derangement Syndrome (a syndrome that she has come to believe exists in the Psychologists’ Desk Reference). Until a looming tower erects itself within her subconscious…

Most BDS sufferers will probably suffer a debilitating relapse when they read the above; and probably be unable to get any relief from their incapacitating symptoms from the fact that Bill Clinton came in a very close second (knowing Bill, it’s even likely he would have come in 2nd in the first category–if only his name had been on the list of choices–and likewise for "Most Admired Black Person"). In fact, our 42nd President comes to mind frequently these days.

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While I find her concern for the 50 to 60% of the American population who are not George Bush dead-enders quite to be gracious, I feel that a case study on a psychologist who, seven years after he is out of office, still obsesses over Bill Clinton and his penis should be worthy of a federal grant.

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