Late Late Nite – Phil Ochs and Hanging Chads
Well we had to fire the accounting firm of Grabbin, Cash, & Runsfast, because they had a couple of guys who looked exactly like Tom Delay and James K. Baker III, shredding ballots in the back room. So we have managed to recover the pieces, bypass the Supreme Court, and piece together the write-in ballots revealing Phil Ochs as the overwhelming write-in choice.
Stay tuned for more exciting results in our We Fight Back favorites, as arduous ballot reconstruction continues.
Don’t forget to charge your phones tonight and call Senators tomorrow morning in support of Senator Dodd and the Fourth Amendment.