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handicappedlieberman.thumbnail.jpgShort Ride Lieberman wants a driver. From the Senate Employment Bulletin:

STAFF ASSISTANT/DRIVER– Northeast Independent Senator has an immediate opening for a Staff Assistant/Driver. Main responsibilities will be driving the Senator, and handling administrative duties related to mail processing and reception room. The ideal candidate will be dependable, professional, and able to maintain composure under pressure. Along with an excellent sense of direction and knowledge of the DC metropolitan area roadways, this position also requires excellent organizational and computer skills. Applicants must have their own car, and be available to work evenings and overtime. I nterested applicants should email their resume and cover letter, with the subject "Staff Assistant/Driver," to Administrative_ Director@Lieberman.senate.gov or fax their information to 202-228-8261. No phone calls or walk-ins please. This office is an equal opportunity employer.

Job qualifications:  Ability to make extreme right turns and endure backseat driver with a voice like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Flexible morality and a tolerance for lax oversight a plus. 

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