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The gift that keeps on giving

Mr. Wide Stance himself, immortalized in plastic. And you can wrap him — preferably with gently used toilet paper picked up from the men’s room —  and stick him under someone’s tree.

The Talking Senator Larry Craig Action Figure stands about 12″ tall and wears a t-shirt emblazoned with his declaration: “I Am Not Gay.” His limbs are bendable, so you can put him in all sorts of poses… even the famous “wide stance” the Senator refers to.

Best of all, THE ACTION FIGURE TALKS! Press the button, and he delivers a portion of his Press Conference…

Thank you all very much for coming out today. I will read a statement: ‘I am not gay. I never have been gay.”

Actually, I think he should have said this:

H/t Towleroad.

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