Al Gore, Nobel Peace Prize Winner, will visit the White House today — or as it should be known in a just world, his residence. There he will be perfunctorily congratulated by our anointed Decider. I’m sure Bush will handle it with all the grace and aplomb we have come to expect. Commander Codpiece will demand Gore provide a monogrammed “Official Nobel Prize Committee Bush #43 Jersey“.
(photo from Benchilada)