Home and garden show pole stroker lands in the clink
Blender Paul Barwick finds the most incredible freakshow stories to pass on. This time it’s the sorry tale of a Canadian man, Sandy Wong, who REALLY likes BMWs — and it clearly poses a problem in public venues. (Edmonton Sun):
Court heard Wong was observed checking out three BMW vehicles on display at the Home and Garden Show on March 22. Then, he was seen sitting on the roof of a 2007 BMW 328i sedan, valued at $50,000.
Shortly after that, Wong had dropped his sweatpants to his ankles and was spotted masturbating while sitting with his legs dangling over the driver’s door window. Security eventually detained Wong until police showed up and a cleanup crew had to wash down the BMW. [ARGH!]
According to psychiatrist Dr. Curtis Woods, Wong says he is “sexually attracted” to the BMW’s rooftop because “it’s curved like a woman’s body, the sex appeal, it felt good.”
Some of the other cars that Wong says arouse him are 1967 Camaros and a 1955 Chevy Bel Airs. They turn him on so much that he holds owners of these vehicles responsible for his loins going out of control because they are “tempting him to pleasure himself.” He also has what he calls a “sexual captivation” with motorcycles.
Wong was sentenced to 90 days in the clink, charged with three counts of indecent exposure, two counts of mischief, two counts of obstructing a peace officer and theft.