All clear

It’s safe to come out of your hideyhole now. Fran Townsend, the Vanna White of Terrorism Color Codes, is calling it quits so things are all better now. As you may have noticed, we haven’ been attacked during her four and a half-year tenure, if you don’t count al Qaeda trying to set San Diego on fire last month.

That makes her the most successful member of this administration. Ever.

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