What the fashionable airport travelers are wearing for Halloween
You knew this was coming….(hat tip, Paul):
U.S. Senator Larry Craig Paper Bag Mask
A Downloadable Paper Bag Mugshot You Can Make Yourself
BE YOUR OWN SENATOR IN THIS FESTIVE MASK. GREAT FOR HALLOWEEN, OR FOR EVERYDAY USE WHEN VISITING THE TOILET
There are four sides of Larry: a front side, a left side, a right side, and a rear. Find a paper bag that will fit over your head. Those with wide stances might require a wider bag. Using glue or tape, attach each face to the paper sack and then place the bag over your head. Carefully feel for your face over the bag and lightly mark where your eyes are with a pencil. Remove bag and cut out holes to see through. Depending on use an optional hole for mouth might be necessary. Have fun and don't do anything Larry wouldn't do. Vote Republican in 2008.
I'm still waiting for the Bob Allen costume — it comes complete with a $20 bill.