Really, something that's gone on this long really needs a theme song. But what could so eembody the glee that wemight feel while still capturing the feelings of the conservatives effected by this?
Oh this is the scandal that doesn't end,
Yes it goes on and on my friends!
Some senators, started denyin' they were gettin' it in the rear,
But they continue screwing up cause they won't admit they're queer!
Oh, this is the scandal that doesn't end… ad nauseam