No need for toe-tapping or hand signals in Cedar Rapids, Iowa…(AP):

A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down.

Craig S. McCullough, 47, was charged Wednesday with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.

…McCullough's criminal record includes a 2004 conviction for burglarizing Just For Me bridal boutique. Shortly after the burglary, police officers found McCullough in a nearby alley, carrying a mannequin wearing a bridal dress.

I'd say that this was one of the more bizarre stories I've posted here, but I don't think anything can top the news about Tommy Tester, a Southern Baptist preacher (and Christian radio DJ)  from Johnson, TN. Back in August he was arrested for allegedly urinating in front of children at a car wash and offered to perform oral sex on officers sent to the scene. He was clad in a skirt at the time. When the law enforcement officers looked in car of the pastor of Bristol, Virginia's Gospel Baptist Church, they found an open bottle of vodka and empty oxycodone prescription bottle.

WZAP 690 listeners were asked to pray for Tommy.

Hat tip, Paul Barwick.