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Rush Limbaugh pharmacology explained
Later, little Timmy’s medications came up missing…

Today on the floor of the Senate Tom Harkin, speaking of Rush Limbaugh, said:

Well, I don’t know. Maybe he was just high on his drugs again. I don’t know whether he was or not. If so, he ought to let us know. But that shouldn’t be an excuse.

To clarify, Harkin was obviously referring to Rush’s addiction to OxyContin (Hillbilly Heroin): an addiction that forced the sad pathetic subhuman radio host to buy it on the street when not doctor shopping and acquiring enough Oxy80 to sedate a sperm whale. And, speaking of sperm whales, one of the side effects of opioid painkillers is erectile dysfunction which later forced the now-flaccid socially awkward conservative commentator into the arms of Brother Viagra (Hillbilly Hard-on)… which he used in order to have sex with teen-aged Dominican sex slaves in the period right after his wife left him because of his aforementioned flaccidity.

In reference to Limbaugh’s previous problem with pilonidal cysts, there is no indication that any medication was prescribed. It is assumed that his hometown doctor sent the bumbling shit-streaked maladroit college drop-out home with detailed instructions for proper wiping.

Bless Rush’s shriveled artery-clogged black heart…..

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