The Thunder from Down Under years
Jonah Goldberg reporting from on the Red Lion Hotel in Salt Lake City.
1:02AM: Hey look at me! I’m homo bait but nobody is biting. Haw haw.
1:22AM : Gay offsets! Somebody else’s joke! I’m gonna run with it. Puff…wheeze…. Okay…gasp … that’s far… hork… enough.
1:41AM : Ross gives me an idea for another book! Homo Bathroomism: The Gay Temptation from George Michael to Larry Craig and Isn’t It Weird That Their Names Are, Like, Four First Names?
Then Jonah found the mini bar and he blew his advance on a family-sized KitKat bar and a Zima.