Good morning, everyone!

The following Boing Boing goodie was forwarded to me via e-mail (as opposed to owl post or snail mail), and at first I thought “I should really share this with TRex because he would just go to town on this sucker!” But I am a selfish cheese, and besides I had my Saturday post commitment to fulfill. So I’m sharing it with you, right now.

A caution: Before you read any further, swallow or spit out whatever or whoever it is that you have in your mouth. You have been warned.

Now, then — Get. A. Load. Of. This:

Essay: “I’m the proud owner of Karl Rove’s father’s solid gold cock ring.”

Shannon Larratt, founder of the body modification online publication BMEzine, pointed us a few days ago to a first-person essay that a person named Yard[D]og was writing, regarding the adoptive father of Deputy White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove (shown in the image at left). Yard[D]og claims to have been a close personal friend of the now-deceased elder Rove.

About the essay’s contents, Mr. Larratt said:

“Karl Rove’s father was not only gay, but a part of the early body piercing scene and a regular at 70s piercing parties… There are pictures of him on BME.”

Go visit the Boing Boing link for more, but really and truly, this alone should be enough to set up some gut-busting belly laughs.

And so how has your morning gone so far?

Phoenix Woman

Phoenix Woman