Channeling the Cognitive Dissonance of Leviticus
Leviticus is the book that the self-proclaimed “Christians” love to use against gay people. But those same people/sheeple are SINNING according to the same book of the Bible.
Leviticus 19:19 says:
.. neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woolen come upon thee.
Oh dear lord!! What about the Wal-Mart, shopping mecca of the Christian world!!??!!
Dear lord, forgive the Wal-Mart; they know not what they do in selling us poor Christians polyester-cotton blends, linen-wool blends…and we cannot smite them…their costs fit in our budget!
But oh lord! Leviticus (the same book which our pastor says we must use to hate “the queers”) says we are sinners the SAME WAY if we dare to mix our fabrics!
Oh woe is me! I am a sinner and I still stop by the Wal-Mart every day…and ON SUNDAYS too!!! Oh dear! I buy my mixed-fabric clothing at the Wal-Mart on my way home from CHURCH!!!!!!!!!