Wedding Bell NewsFather thought she said “Hagler”. Started drinking again

Jenna Bush (not NotJenna), whose father tried to make money looking for oil in Texas but failed miserably, will wed Henry Hager, whose father sold tobacco to Americans and gave them cancer; a wedding that World O’ Crap predicted back in November ’05 (although they failed to factor in Jenna’s “Slutting Through South America Tour“, as well as her fling with one Ramiro (who will later be hired as a pool boy and brought to the states if Jenna can get permission from Michelle Malkin).

No date has been set, but since Hager used to work for Karl Rove, we assume that they’ll try to slip it in-between everyone’s subpoenaed Congressional appearances.