Update on Senator $20 Blowjob
Remember Bob Allen? The Republican Florida State Senator may have offered a cop $20 to give him a blowjob in public restroom, BUT it turns out there is a very reasonable explanation. You see, the black man made him do it.
In an audiotaped interview with Titusville Police, Allen says he was intimidated after a man offered a sex act for money. He says he went along with the conversation, because he was afraid of becoming another crime statistic.
On the audiotape, Allen said, “Listen. A public park. I got my name on the damn building. I'm not gonna do that. You know, maybe I said it in the wrong order, but this was a pretty stocky black guy, and there were a lot of other black guys around in the park, and, you know…”
Titusville Assistant Chief John Lau said, “If you were nervous, then how come you went back into the stall?
Good question, Senator. I guess your only hope now is that the good people of Titusville fear black people more than they hate gay people. Sorry, did I say gay people? I meant bigoted hypocritical perverts.
Oh, and he is still considering running for reelection.
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