It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of
a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.
Normally one would advise Jonah Goldberg to quit while he’s ahead, but then Jonah has never been ahead in his life so it would only confuse him. And so he goes:
Mark â€“ Iâ€™m getting similar email. Iâ€™d add a few points. First, I stand by my criticism of the guy. Boasting about how you and your buddies mock disfigured women, wear baby skulls as party hats and hunt dogs for sport and then taking offense when people donâ€™t think youâ€™re as much of a jerk as you put on is hardly a winning stance in my book.
Jerk Jonah on Katrina victims:
ATTN: SUPERDOME RESIDENTS [Jonah Goldberg]
I think itâ€™s time to face facts. That place is going to be a Mad Max/thunderdome Waterworld/Lord of the Flies horror show within the next few hours. My advice is to prepare yourself now. Hoard weapons, grow gills and learn to communicate with serpents. While youâ€™re working on that, find the biggest guy you can and when heâ€™s not expecting it beat him senseless. Gather young fighters around you and tell the womenfolk you will feed and protect any female who agrees to participate without question in your plans to repopulate the earth with a race of gilled-supermen. Itâ€™s never too soon to be prepared.