Face the Snark – Various Cleavages Edition
WASHINGTON (Reuters) –had five polyps removed during a routine colon cancer test on Saturday, but his doctors described them as small and apparently not worrisome, the said.
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The president “was in very good spirits and in good humor and looks forward to returning to his activities.”
Bush was planning to take a bicycle ride later on Saturday afternoon after participating in briefings with National Security Adviserand Chief of Staff Josh Bolten and eating lunch with them, Stanzel said.
Doctors also report finding the following items during the routine procedure:
1. The missing WMDs
2. Senator Joe Lieberman (I-ME)
3. A bootlegged copy of Hooked on Phonics™
4. Harriet Miers’ curriculum vitae
5. A pair of Presidential Seal bicycle socks
6. The unfinished manuscript for Jenna Bush’s sequel: “Pablo’s Story: My Life as the Governor’s Mule”
Feel free to add your own. Seriously, I recommend that if you are over 50 or have a family history of colorectal cancer, please get the colonoscopy, if you can. It’s not a big deal, and it can save your life.
So anyway, I get back from a glorious and altogether way too short vacation in paradise and find that Hillary’s bosom, Bush’s bottom, and David Vitter’s Huggies are the big topics of conversation? I’m booking my flight back to Australia. (Not that Johnny “Poodletwo” Howard is any different…)
Dan at A Blog Named Sue says what we were all thinking anyway.
TBogg already has the spoilers for the Religious Right’s answer to Harry Potter.
Attaturk gets his hands on Jonah Goldberg’s galleys. Wait, that didn’t come out right…
Meanwhile, General J.C. Christian reveals more of the secrets extracted from Khaled Abdul-Fattah Dawoud Mahmoud al-Mashhadan. Who knew he was such a hottie?!
Speaking of hotties, Norbizness pays tribute to the journeymen character actors, toiling away in their physical mediocrity.
Tom Burka at Opinions You Should Have reviews Harriet Miers’ testimony before the Judiciary Committee.
Maru the Crankpot at WTF Is It Now?? takes note of Senator John Kerry’s poetic flair.
No More Mister Nice Blog‘s Steve M. has your tips for the day.
[photo credit: REUTERS/Larry Downing]