Big Brain Brian, who’s been living in Michelle Malkin’s basement until a real job comes along, says that WE”RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! because Congress failed to pass the Novel Way to Get That Aisle Seat Act which would allow well-meaning xenophobes to accuse everyone on the plane who is speaking some kind of crazy moonman language of being a terrorist, freeing up valuable overhead compartment space .
The story notes that Democrats like Homeland Security Chairman Rep. Bennie Thompson opposed the â€œJohn Doeâ€ protection out of fears it would lead to racial profiling. Because, of course, racial profiling is so much worse than losing a city full of innocent people.
Well, yes, those really are your only two choices. Like, for example, choosing between abstinence or becoming a slut, or choosing between joining a gang or becoming a world famous breakdancer. Real world dilemmas that you yourself may face every day.
Now I’m willing to accept a little profiling… like keeping certain people off of planes. After all, who would you rather sit next to on a long flight? Someone from the Middle East
…or someone from Jersey?
Take your time deciding. Your plane is probably delayed anyway…