Putting the “O face” in Cheerios
US Senator and noted cocksman David Vitter may not want to count on any campaign contributions from General Mills any time soon
And to think of all of the cereals and their taglines he could have used:
Shredded Wheat: Bet you can’t eat three.
Corn Pops: Gotta have my pops!
Kix: Kid tested. Mother approved. (Mark Foley, only)
Quaker Puffed Rice: Shot from guns.
Sugar Puffs: Tell them about the honey, mummy
and, of course: Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids.