Racist Rage Girl goes, like, OMG!!1! and is all like:
Who are these people and what on earth are they doing? Why, they are Australian aborigines hopping around half-naked and waving leafy green things to ward off the Eeevils of Modernity! You knowâ€“the same Eeevil Modernity that allows you to access photos of the aboriginal performers online, text your friends about it, and videoblog your eco-solidarity with the natives and their concert sponsors. Yes, friends, the global Gore-basm is underway. And there will be no shortage of cultish spectacles like this one to showcase eco-sanctimony.
I mean, what the hell is up people with waving leafy green things
It’s enough to drive a person to a life of drinking and indulging in Savior-Triscuitsâ„¢