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Bill O’Reilly’s right-wing politics may rub a lot of people the wrong way in New York, but his views had nothing to do with his ejection from the Mets’ clubhouse yesterday before their game against the Yankees at the Stadium.

O’Reilly, the FoxNews Channel talking head, got inside the visitors’ clubhouse before Stadium security realized that he was not wearing a credential granting clubhouse access. He and his party then were escorted out of the room.

According to a reporter from The Record of Hackensack (N.J.), the Big Righty complained to the security officer, “You don’t have to escort us out – we’re going.”

It seems that Bill came up behind Paul Lo Duca in the shower and, well, let Lo Duca tell it:

O’Reilly said: “If I took you down there then I’d want to take a shower with you right away . . . You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I’d join you and you would have your back to me and I would take that little loofa thing and kinda soap up your back . . . run it all over you, get you to relax, hot water . . . and I would put it around front, kinda rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really . . . hard . . . and then I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I’d put it on your pussy . . .”

At which point Lo Duca realized that O’Reilly was looking for A-Rod who was down the hall and in the home team locker room.

Actually the whole thing was kind of awkward…

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