Dear Husband was browsing the Internets just now, and he was flummoxed by the allegation that Mitt Romney is “hot”:

His promotional flyer says, “In this media-driven age, Romney begins with a decisive advantage. First, he has sensational good looks. People magazine named him one of the 50 most beautiful people in America. Standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall, Romney has jet-black hair, graying naturally at the temples. Women — who will play a critical role in this coming election — have a word for him: hot.”

DH says Mitt reminds him of Bob, the Enzyte guy.  He has a point.

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Bob’s promotional flyer says, “In this erection-driven age, Bob begins with a decisive advantage. First, he has a sensational sex drive. Penthouse magazine named him one of the 50 horniest people in America. Standing only 5 feet, 9 inches tall, Bob has jet-black hair, an unnaturally bright smile, and a 14-inch member. Women — who will play a critical role in the decision to purchase male enhancement drugs — have a word for him: OUCH!”

Somehow, neither of these seems like a ringing endorsement.

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