Please, baby, baby, please. It’s not a big tent for the 2008 GOP, it’s a three ring circus of adulterous windbags that are twisting pious fundie knickers in every direction, a clown car bursting with bozos of very high entertainment value! (ABC):
In an interview with Diane Sawyer on “Good Morning America,” the former Republican speaker of the House said there was a “great possibility” that he would run for president.
…”I think unless a Republican who is nominated is committed to fundamental change in Washington they will certainly lose the election,” he said.
Newt clearly thinks he can bring some sort of mojo to the race, since the field is so damn weak.
A Newsweek poll has every Democratic front-runner beating every leading Republican: Clinton edges out former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani by three points. Former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards beats Arizona Sen. John McCain by 10 points, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney by 37. Illinois Sen. Barack Obama prevails over McCain by 13 points.
…”The three front-runners are just not viable conservative choices, and I think what we know about the three front-runners is enough really to doom them,” said one Republican voter.
Bring. It. On. Let’s review the list of GOP wannabes who have to pass the bible beater test, after all ‘Patriot Pastor’ Parsley has called for the imprisonment of adulterers. It’s a sad lot:
Sen. John McCain (affair, divorce), former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (affair, divorce, affair, divorce), and former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani (divorce, affair, nasty divorce). Let’s cross off the adulterers (confirmed and speculated) for them.
* Kansas Sen. Sam Brownback
* Attorney John H. Cox of Illinois
* Former Virginia Gov. James S. Gilmore III
* Former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani
* Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich of Georgia
* Nebraska Sen. Chuck Hagel
* Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee
* California Rep. Duncan Hunter
* Arizona Sen. John McCain
* Former New York Gov. George E. Pataki
* Texas Rep. Ron Paul
* Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney
* Colorado Rep. Tom Tancredo
Former Wisconsin Gov. Tommy G. Thompson