Fun with symbolic gestures
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Serious-ass political pundette and the world’s worst Harajuku girl, Michelle Malkin, has a bitchin’ idea on how to show those defeatosurrenderquitterocrats a thing or two about stick-to-it-tiveness; like that week she spent in Iraq yelling “olly-olly-oxen-free, come out come out wherever you are, Jamil Hussein” and he totally didn’t come out, so, like, he’s not real and stuff.

Malkin’s latest braindrizzle is…well, let her and her reader who can type ‘splain it all to you:

Send ’em a white feather
By Michelle Malkin · April 26, 2007 05:09 PM

Reader and Vietnam Vet Jack Haley e-mails:

The White Feather has been a symbol for cowardice. I suggest that white feathers be sent to the leaders of the Senate and House for the cowardly vote that abandons our soldiers around the world.


You can buy ’em online here individually or in bulk.

Laura Lee Donoho was on the same wavelength in January:

I think in addition to the pledge, we need to start a white feather campaign because it’s becoming quite apparent that we have a multitude of Cut and Runners in our Congress. The book and movie, The Four Feathers tells a story of cowardice and redemption. I see nothing but cowardice so far in many Democrats and Republicans in the Senate and House but for the sake of our troops and our country I’m hoping that at least some Republicans redeem themselves.

I’m not holding my breath.

Oooooo! Snap!!1! Take that Demosurrenderfraidycrats! Now who’s your daddy? Hunh? Hunh? Not such a big man without George Soros around to screen your mail for feathers and to wipe your baby tears with his Nazi million dollar bills, are you? Cowards! Treasonous cowar—


Oh. Michelle has an update:

Update: Several readers note that legendary Marine Corps sniper Carlos Hathcock wore a white feather in his hat band. Reader M.A. says his feather will have a dual message–“symbolizing the cowardice of the surrendercrats and also serving as a reminder to Reid and company of what true grit was.”

So, um, now it’s a symbol of cowardice and a symbol of a legendary Marine Corp sniper war hero, so the feather is like one of those mints that’s both a breath mint and a candy mint but it’s a mint nonetheless…except it’s a feather.

Okay…. Look, what if we were to build a large wooden rabbit and send one to every Democratic congressman….

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