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Poetry Slam at the Blend

I was so pissed off yesterday
by “progressives” on other blogs
telling queer little me
to STFU politically,
that my dreaming brain laid down
the mental tracks
that lead me to
these counter attacks.

Whadya think – are they ready for primetime slam?
Please join me here in Open Pixel Land!
Drop some words,
Or edit my stuff.
I’m no poet,
I’ve just had enough!

Masterpieces of Good Effort, after the flip.I wish I was a dog, by Lurleen
I wish I was a dog.
People feed their dogs snacks,
And pet them,
And give them warm places to sack out.
When a dog is kicked,
Everyone expects, accepts an attack back.

But I am a faggot, a dyke,
a he-she ac/dc.
When I meet foot with fang,
Somehow I’m the one to blame.
Lick my hand and shut your yap,
Cuz I’m your big ole Democrat!

Dog is het-man’s best friend.
Queer is so much less than.

I’ll never be your dog.

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Haterosexuals, by Lurleen
Haterosexuals never learned to share,
In those tender years at kindercare.

To elevate themselves, they stand on the backs
Of those too few to withstand the attacks.

They blame The Gay for all their ills,
And expect the future to pay their bills.

“Vote ’em off the island, every dyke and queer!”
Shout scared little men in faggoty fear.

It’s “there goes the neighborhood” all over again,
With hatersexuals afraid to blend.

Newty’s had three, and Rudy has too.
McCain exchanged the old model for one spankin new.

But you can’t have any!  It’s sacred!  It’s OURS!
We’re kings of the mountain, we’re The Selfishness Czars!

CommunityMy FDL

Poetry Slam at the Blend

I was so pissed off yesterday
by “progressives” on other blogs
telling queer little me
to STFU politically,
that my dreaming brain laid down
the mental tracks
that lead me to
these counter attacks.

Whadya think – are they ready for primetime slam?
Please join me here in Open Pixel Land!
Drop some words,
Or edit my stuff.
I’m no poet,
I’ve just had enough!

Masterpieces of Good Effort, after the flip. (more…)

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