If hell continues to freeze over I’m gonna start selling lift tickets

Wolfowitz’s sex poodle:

Paul D. Wolfowitz, while serving as deputy secretary of defense, personally recommended that his companion, Shaha Ali Riza, be awarded a contract for travel to Iraq in 2003 to advise on setting up a new government, says a previously undisclosed inquiry by the Pentagon’s inspector general.

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Mr. Wolfowitz’s office said it could not comment on the latest disclosure. Ms. Riza’s lawyer, Victoria Toensing, did not respond to a request for a comment.

If "Natasha" Toensing ain’t talking, bad things are a-brewin’, because there is nothing that she thinks she can’t bullshit away even when Henry Waxman is handing her her ass.