I laughed so hard that I cried when watching these videos, sent in by Mike at MyLeftNutmeg. Some fundie named Robert Muckle, Vice President of Connecticut Right to Life, got up before the Judiciary Committee hearing on a marriage equality bill (7395) before them. Mike’s edited in some visual aids to accompany Muckle’s one-of-a-kind testimony — who knew that marriage equality will lead to “cultural warming” as devastating as global warming? You will be highly entertained.

“The people” speak:

The second video is equally unhinged. I wonder what rock these people crawled out from under. One of them, Barry Clifton, refers to “sexual detoxification” (referring to ex-gay therapy). One woman gets up there to share how knows that “gay sex is wrong,” and a committee member says, “maybe some people think straight sex is wrong” and she takes the bait and says:

“I think a lot of straight sex is wrong, but no one seems to listen to me.”

Watch it:

One guy talks about people marrying dolphins.