Homer Simpson: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Homer Simpson: Ham?
Homer Simpson: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer Simpson: Heh heh heh … ooh … yeah … right, Lisa. A wonderful … magical animal.
The other element that stuck out was more troubling. Rather than looking to accommodate Muslim intolerance being professed to the many by some few, we should be rejecting it and telling the intolerant individuals to either adjust to a free and open society, or hit the road.
Yet, to Dan, when a woman complains that she was turned down by nurses, doctors, and pharmacists when attempting to get emergency contraception, she is a “wack job” who should “be encouraged to not breed“.
The basic principle here is that the right of the People to buy and consume bacon shall not be infringed, whereas women should just learn to keep both their mouths and their lady parts closed. And while they’re at it, they should get their bitch-asses out in the kitchen and whip us up a couple of BLT’s.