Upping the Thespian
It that isn’t illegal in at least three states, this should be.
Sample potential Bulwer-Lytton finalist:
â€œOf course, not!â€ Odd that the Theban knew of Neto and his sonâ€™s wife Damo, and of Chion and apparently Sturax and Porpax too, but at least not Gorgos as well.
To paraphrase Roy, that kind of writing makes you regret you ever learned how to read.