Cancel the appointment at the glue factory,
the old girl still has some kick in her

In danger of being lapped by Michelle Malkin in the Tour de Wingnette, Ann Coulter says something tres risque in front of the assembled virgins and social maladroits at YellowElephantFest ’07:

“I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot,’ so I — so kind of an impasse, can’t really talk about Edwards.”

So at the quarter pole we see that Coulter is now leading Michelle Malkin by an Adam’s apple (the same one that keeps elevator doors from closing when she gets pushed to the front of the car).

We can expect some kind of strategic move by Malkin this weekend like firebombing a Taco Bell and dancing victoriously amongst the flaming Chalupas for all the world to see.