Just when I thought “man on dog” was the height of ridiculous arguments against same-sex marriage: Leo Morris of the Fort Wayne, IN News-Sentinel , writing for the paper’s editorial board, asks:

But if homosexuals should have the same marriage rights as heterosexuals, what about bisexuals? Is it fair to discriminate against them? Extending the same rights to them would require a marriage of three people, would it not? If we go there, what’s next? Could there be any standards? If not, is that important to society?

I’ve never known any polygamous bisexuals, personally. Heard of a lot of straight ones, though.