Christmas in Hell
The Baby Jesus covers his ears:
President Bush enjoyed a lively set of Christmas music Sunday night, swaying and bobbing his head as music stars like Taylor Hicks and Gretchen Wilson belted out classic carols.
TV host â€œDr. Philâ€ McGraw and his wife, Robin, emceed the annual â€œChristmas in Washingtonâ€ concert at the National Building Museum. The event benefited the Childrenâ€™s National Medical Center.
â€œAmerican Idolâ€ winner Hicks led off the show with â€œSanta Claus Is Coming to Town.â€ Country singer Wilson performed â€œI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,â€ while 12-year-old â€œAmericaâ€™s Got Talentâ€ champ Bianca Ryan sang â€œHave Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.â€ Pop-opera quartet Il Divo performed â€œWhite Christmas.â€ The lineup also included soul singers Chris Brown and Corinne Bailey Rae.
The president and first lady Laura Bush joined all the performers onstage for the finale, including â€œHark, the Herald Angels Sing.â€
Then Harold Angel threw up…