The EPT turned pink…no, blue.
No. Kinda pinky-bluish.

Noah Cross: See, Mr. Gitts, most people never have to
face the fact that, at the right time and the right place,
they’re capable of… anything.

Now that Mary Cheney, the Cheney daughter who likes Dick but not the dick, is having a child, speculation must turn, as speculations are prone to do, to who exactly is the father. My initial impression was that Dick Cheney himself might have implanted his bitter seed during that “shooting” trip back on election day, but the timing is all off since Mary is expecting in the spring. Besides, evil as he is, I don’t know if Dick has a little Noah Cross in him…or in her for that matter.

Wonkette has a Bush family poll out and James BakerIII , the family “fix-it man” (wink wink nudge nudge), has a slight edge in the early running over George H.W. Um, ick, on so many levels.

Other non-Bush related candidates include David Crosby, Rick Santorum, Victor Davis And He Shall Be Levon Hanson, Jim Bob Duggar, Tom Cruise, John Roberts (nope, he outsources), and brother-in-law Phillip Perry (because Cheney’s are like potato chips, once you’ve had one, you have to have them all), but I’m going to go with the Rev. Ted Haggard since it looks like this happened in Colorado where Mary lived previously and, you know Ted; if he wasn’t going on and on about Jesus, he was tweaked out his mind and putting ‘Little Ted’ in places Jesus never intended.

Stranger things have happened.

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