Reason #373: Why Citizen Journalists are invaluable
Since I failed to take the Litvinenko assasination seriously enough earlier today, I thought I would bring you some hard-hitting blog commentary on the subject from A Blog For All:
What exactly is going on here. Who killed Alexander Litvinenko using a radioactive isotope, Polonium 210? It was apparently sprayed on the sushi Litvinenko was eating, but no one knows who did it or why. There are lots of fingers pointing in the direction of one Vladamir Putin, but no one really knows for sure. Heck, it could have been an accident for all we know.
You see, this is why, whenever I go to a sushi bar I either use the menu numbers when ordering or I very carefully fill out the order form, because accidently substituting weaponized aerosol Polonium 210 when you really wanted eel sauce can be very disappointing to the palate.
…and speaking of palates (he cleverly segued) here is you Friday Night Palate Cleanser. Paul Westerberg:
Jesus rides beside me
He never buys any smokes
Hurry up, hurry up, ain’t you had enough of this stuff
Ashtray floors, dirty clothes, and filthy jokes