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The Homosexual Agenda

NOTE FROM PAM (8/24/2010): This document is in serious need of an update! What kind of movement is this?

The Homosexual Agenda is an elusive document. We've been looking around for a copy for quite some time; the distribution plan is so secret that it's almost like we need a queer Indiana Jones to hunt the master copy down. The various anti-gay forces are certain that we all have a copy and are coordinating a attack to achieve world domination.

While doing some investigative work on my own, I've located a few documents that purport to be the Agenda, posted at one time or another on the Blend. I thought it would be good to post them again as refreshers, until we get our hands on the real deal.

Homosexual Agenda #1 (by Dagon)

The LGBT Community in the United States of America wants:

1. We want, in a few generations, for gay, lesbian, and transsexual kids studying history to wonder why we even needed anti-discrimination laws in the old days. Of course transsexuals and homosexuals are natural and normal and accepted by society. What was the big deal?

2. We want the rights and responsibilities of marriage available to all American families, even same sex couples. We want it in every state and at the federal level. As a stepping stone we will accept civil unions or domestic partnerships that grant our families all the rights and responsibilities of marriage, but only as a stepping stone. These place our families in a second class, which is unacceptable. Of course, making the states and the federal government responsible only for civil unions or domestic partnerships and leaving “marriage” to religious bodies is another acceptable avenue of resolution.

3. We want to be allowed to work without fear of discrimination. We want a fair hiring process, a fair promotion process, and to work without fear of being fired for our sexual orientation. We want to be free from constructive discharge where employers force one to quit. We want an end to the wage disparity between heterosexuals and homosexuals where homosexuals earn an average 14% to 20% less than similarly situated heterosexuals. We want an end to the wage disparity faced by lesbians and all women in the USA where lesbians and all women earn an average of 76 cents to each dollar earned by a man.

4. We especially want nondiscrimination protection for transsexuals. This ought to include public funding for the healthcare costs of transitioning. Specific enforcement of nondiscrimination work statutes will be required at first. It is most unfortunate that now a declaration of transexuality almost certainly causes a drastic reduction in one's personal economy due to discrimination.

5. We want to be able to serve our country in the Armed Forces. The “Don't Ask Don't Tell” policy is a fraud. More homosexual service men and women have been drummed out of the service under this policy than before it was put into effect. DADT has failed. Many, if not most, of our allies have successfully incorporated homosexual soldiers, sailors, pilots, and marines into their armed forces with no problems. It is time for the United States to join Canada, Europe, and Israel in civilized policies.

6. We want the right to bear and raise children. We want our sexual orientation to have no force or effect at child custody hearings in any jurisdiction in any state. We want an equal chance to adopt children with any similarly situated heterosexual person or couple. We want to be judged as foster parents on our worth, not on our sexual orientation. We want access to fertility treatments, surrogacy, and other family planning options on the same terms as heterosexual people.

7. We want ourselves and our history recognized and valued. We want our history taught in public and private schools. We do not want the fact that many historical persons were gay and lesbian and bisexual and transexual ignored in schools: public or private. We want homosexuality and and bisexuality and transexuality taught as normal sexual variations in all sexual education classes at all levels. We want families with two Mom's or two Dad's introduced at the pre-school and kindergarten level and all levels of elementary school.

8. We want adequate research dollars for breast cancer and for HIV and for AIDS. We want a cure for all three and a vaccine for HIV as soon as possible. We want affordable medications and treatment for all three. We do NOT want anyone to go without treatment for breast cancer or for HIV or for AIDS simply for lack of funds or insurance. Our society is better than that. We want an end to discrimination in the provision of healthcare services to homosexuals, lesbians, transsexuals, and all women. We want future studies to show no difference in time waiting for sevices or the services provided to straight white men and any other group of people needing healthcare.

9. We want Hate Crimes passed at the Federal and at the state level in all 50 states. We do NOT want to limit free speech. However, we recognize when a crime is committed due to bias and hate against a group of people, the crime has a chilling effect on that group of people. The crime affects the security of that group of people. In effect, the crime is not only against the victim, but also against the entire group. That is the essence of Hate Crime law.

10. We want qualified gays and lesbians and transsexuals elected to public office at all levels of government. We do NOT wish to take over any level of government. There are not enough gays and lesbians and transsexuals in the United States to take over anything! However, we recognize that no one can better represent the interests of the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transsexual community than a gay/lesbian/bisexual/transsexual person. This is NOT to say that we will blindly vote for a glbt candidate. However, when there is a glbt candidate on the ballot who shares our views on a number of issues, we are highly likely to vote for that person.

11. We want to protect gay/lesbian/bisexual/transsexual teenagers and youth from bullying and harassment at school, church, and home. We support anti-bullying and harassment programs in public and private schools. We support gay-straight alliances at high schools and at middle schools, both public and private. We know that many gay and lesbian and transsexual teens have no better option than running away from home. We support gay/lesbian/transsexual shelters for teen runaways. We support all efforts to help gay/lesbian/transsexual teens complete their educations. We support all efforts to reunite gay/lesbian/transsexual runaway teens with their parents as long as their parents are supportive of the teen's discovery of their gender variance or sexual orientation. We cannot support parental psychological or physical abuse of a teenager when the parent is not supportive of the teenager's sexual orientation or gender variance. Likewise, we applaud those churches of all faiths which provide welcome and support to youth and teenagers discovering homosexual orientation or gender variance. We denounce churches of all faiths which attempt to cause psychological or spiritual abuse or harm to teenagers and youth of homosexual orientation or gender variance.

12. We want the United States to provide asylum to gay and lesbian and transsexual foreigners who would be killed or imprisoned if returned to their own country, such as citizens of Iran. We especially want the USA to stop the vigilante murder squads killing homosexuals in Iraq.

Homosexual Agenda #2

6:00 am Gym

8:00 am Breakfast

9:00 am Hair appointment

10:00 am Shopping

12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM (Here's the really important part)

1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State and local Governments as well as all other national governments
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
5) Establish planetary chain of “homo breeding gulags” where over -medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership
6) Bulldoze all houses of worship
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get Forty Winks of Beauty Rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest

4:00 PM Cocktails

6:00 PM Light Dinner

8:00 PM Theater

11:00 PM Bed


Homosexual Agenda #3

This version comes to us from the research of black homobigot Ann Coulter wannabe Star Parker. Like so many of these right wing tools, she spent a lot of time delving into all things gay to get a good feel for what deviance really is.

Lest you think this indoctrination has been the natural progression of our illuminated society, remember that an active agenda has existed for decades to legitimize the homosexual lifestyle. Shockingly candid evidence of this agenda ran in Christopher Street Magazine, a revered gay rights magazine of the late 1970s and early 1980s. Excerpts from its article outlining “Six Principles for the Persuasion of 'Straights'” reveal how the public homosexual image has been shrewdly manipulated and crafted:

1. The first order of business is desensitization of the American public concerning gays and gay rights. The principle behind this advice is simple: almost any behavior begins to look normal if you are exposed to enough of it….The visual media . . . [is] a gateway into the private world of straights, through which a Trojan Horse might be passed…. The National Gay Task Force has had to cultivate quiet backroom liaisons with broadcast companies and newsrooms in order to make sure that issues important to the gay community receive some coverage.

2. Portray gays as victims, not as aggressive challengers. In any campaign to win over the public, gays must be cast as victims in need of protection so that straights will be inclined by ref lex to assume the role of protector…. We must forego the temptation to strut our “gay pride” publicly whenever it conf licts with the Gay Victim image.

3. Our campaign should not demand direct support for homosexual practices, but should instead take anti-discrimination as its theme. [Hence, the improper equating of racism with discrimination against homosexuality.]

4. Make gays look good. In order to make a Gay Victim sympathetic to straights you have to portray him as Everyman . . . the campaign should paint gays as superior pillars of society . . . in no time, a skillful and clever media campaign could have the gay community looking like the veritable fairy godmother to Western civilization.

5. Make the victimizers look bad….To be blunt, they must be vilified …we intend to make the anti-gays look so nasty that average Americans will want to dissociate themselves from such types.
[And I thought all the gay-love floating around our nation was from our own innate kindness!]

6. Solicit funds . . . those gays not supporting families usually have more discretionary income than average.

The homosexual movement's tactics have so cleverly seduced our society that it is nearly impossible for Middle America not to fall for its radical agenda, an agenda demanding many of us to surrender beliefs rooted in our families for generations. Honestly, what “bigot” today could disapprove of the sincere, savvy Will Truman or the funny, huggable Jack McFarland of Will and Grace? The duo-tyranny of the thought police and societal pressure has such a strong grip on American society that most of us today will not breathe a word in public against homosexuality for fear of being ostracized and maligned.
(With friends like that, who needs hate crimes?)


I just came across a link to this one in the comments of another thread.

Homosexual Agenda #4


By Jude Bennett aka angry_biscuit @ Politics, Sex, Humor, Complete Dysfunction & Assorted Other Musings

*cue dancing leather queens in assless chaps on a pride float, drag queens painted for the back row with 6' hair, 1o” heels, and SEQUINS SEQUINS SEQUINS, dykes on bikes, “We Are Family” by Sister Sledge, and poppers for all!!!*

…1. Gay men and lesbians should marry one another, and extol each other every tangible and intangible benefit the institution provides. They cannot stop gay marriage as long as gays are marrying. If you are gay and single without a desire to marry, marry a homosexual of the opposite sex anyway, and donate any marriage credits the government may offer to any gay organization seeking to destroy heterosexual norms.

2. Once benefits are secured, divorce. Wreck the sanctity of the institution by driving up the divorce rates from the current 52% to at least 80%.

3. Remember 52% of marriages end in divorce, the remaining 48% in death. There's nothing sanctimonious about that. Demand the institution and then wreck it. James Dobson was right about our evil intentions. We just plan to be quicker than he thought.

4. Get a gun and learn how to shoot. It's as much about arming bears as it is bearing arms. If you think you're protected by the Constitution, think again. If they don't allow you to marry, the next amendment will be to deny gays guns.

5. Reclaim Jesus. He was a Jewish queer to begin with, and don't let anyone forget it.

6. BAN DIVORCE. If the institution is so in need of protection, seek a constitutional amendment to ban divorce. One marriage, once.

7. Normalize – Thwart fashion and style sense inclinations so that homophobes cannot separate you from straights. Gay vague my ass. Make it gay impossible to tell.

8. Hate Crime laws are just the beginning. Once those are passed either federally or in all 50 states, begin campaign to eliminate homophobia entirely.

9. Like “Don't Ask, Don't Tell,” thoughts or words equal conduct. Homophobic inclinations alone, even without any actions, should be criminal and punishable to the full extent of the law.¹

10. Penetrate the sperm banks to perpetuate the gene. Although the nature vs. nurture debate rages on, ensure that as many vials of semen contain gay genes.

11. Lie about your sexual orientation when giving blood. Screening of blood is either effective or not. If a celibate gay's blood is more dangerous than that of sexually promiscuous heterosexual, the problem is in the screening process, not the orientation of the donor. Faggot blood is God's blood.

12. Alternatively, set up blood banks for gay blood only. For us fags by us fags (~*FUFBUF*~).

13. Become surrogate mothers or males donate sperm to lesbian couples. If children of gays are to be put up for adoption, stipulate that heterosexuals are unfit
for parenting such children, no matter how sad or desperate they may be.

14. If you are HIV positive, consider engaging in unprotected sex with pedophile priests and pastors. We have enough recruits from Christian schools and the military without us having to house perverts cloaked in religion. There's the Catholic Church for that.

15. Tithe. Make sure that gay representation permeates every level of governance.

16. Sneak gay subtext into every book, movie, video game, TV show or other media that you have access to. Nothing like subliminal messaging to equate queerness with Godliness. (Don't forget, they catch the obvious ones like Spongebob and Tinky Winky, but they'll miss Bart or Freddie from Grand Theft Auto because they're too well hidden. Don't worry, their badly parented, unsupervised kids will know it when they see it).

17. Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians etc. are fundamentally the same. Don't pledge allegiance to any one party. Make all parties grovel for your vote, not take it for granted.

18. Ensure that you preserve DNA samples to be used for cloning purposes if necessary.

19. Join the military and rise in the ranks (as has always been the case). When enough gay servicemembers come out en masse it will force the military to drop their outdated policy, and admit that probably 25% or more only happen to shoot straight.

20. Ensconce yourself in virulently homophobic organizations like the Boy Scouts and Southern Baptists or Concerned Women for America. The more indispensable homos they have in their fold, the more hypocritical their ultimate exposure. And any bad behavior can simply be blamed on their organizations.

21. If you're a sick pedophile, join the Catholic Church. They'll be good to you and shelter you like they always have.

22. Recruit straight men and women. We're accused of it anyway, so we may as well give the accusation legs. And remember, when push comes to shove, a six-pack or a joint goes a long way.

23. If you're male, give Concerned Women for America a raison d'être by fucking their husbands, sons and fathers. And of course, you dykes will know exactly what to do with their daughters. At least those that aren't already teaching us in our beds.

24. Bombard the Federal Communications Commission any time anything remotely offensive to gay people appears on the airwaves. Homophobia is indecent, and our children must be sheltered from it. They want to regulate decency. Let's keep them really, really busy.

25. Create facilities that recondition homophobic deviancy. Certain religious groups have attempted to “straighten” gay children. If their assertions are correct, children exercising homophobic tendencies can be corrected using electro-therapy. Turn eradicating homophobia and encouraging the gay lifestyle from a cottage industry into a multi-billion dollar cash cow.

26. Turn “Heather has a Mommy and a Daddy. Don't Blame it on Her” into a best seller.

27. Most gay children are born of heterosexual parents. If they want to eradicate homosexuality, vasectomies and hysterectomies are fabulously effective. Safer than condoms and abstinence!

28. Some are still attempting to define homosexuality as a disease. Let them move forward. Once passed in any region — local, state or federal — take full advantage of employment protection legislation and related compliance including Medicaid and workers compensation. They can call us names but it's going to cost them. Big.

29. Until marriage is equal, heterosexuals should be forbidden from wearing wedding rings in public. The blatant flaunting of their sexuality is inappropriate, and we don't need our children conjuring up penises and vaginas every time they spot a wedding ring. Gay marriage would neutralize that consequence.

30. Heterosexual public displays of affection can be confusing for gay kids. There should be no hugging or physical touch between heterosexuals in public places. Brief handshakes or a brief affirmative hand on a shoulder is okay.

31. Any literature or educational material in any school or public library should display warnings if they contain heterosexual content.

32. The Tinky Defense – San Francisco Supervisor, Dan White, blamed Twinkies for murdering gay Supervisor, Harvey Milk and Mayor, George Moscone. It worked. If you happen to kill a heterosexual, simply blame Jerry Falwell's Tinky Winky obsession as the reason. You were purple with rage.

33. Any homophobic persons, even former homophobes that have been rehabilitated, should be required to register using the same model as child molesters. There should be strict limitations pertaining to their proximity to any gay bars, clubs, gyms or institutions that are predominantly gay. Parents of gay children need to be aware of the dangers such individuals present, and should be aware of their presence in their neighborhoods.

34. If accused of having a Gay Agenda, point to this page and respond, “it's not an agenda, it's the Gospel.”

¹In the words of Lewis Black, in reference to the thoughts (but not necessarily usage of) profanity: “…if you think it, then you said it asshole! Even Jews believe that!”

So there you have it folks — if you come across more supporting documentation to add to the Agenda, pass it along… 🙂

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