Like winning a People’s Choice Award…only this means something
You may have already seen the crawl on CNN, but Norbizness is about to crack the 1,000,000 visits barrier any moment now and he’s giving away a years supply of Zima* to the lucky bastard who rolls his turnstile over from 999,999.
* A years supply of Zima is about a half of a bottle for most people. Your mileage may vary. Void where prohibited. Pants required. Quit picking at that or it’s never going to heal.