Dear Republican Party:
Try spending more time on your own problems — you know, like the sort that lead to big Bush donors being sentenced to 27 months in the federal penitentiary, and then a subsequent 18 years in the state pen — and less time diving into women's private underwear drawers.
Perhaps it is just me, but stealing from and defrauding the public of millions of dollars is a bit more important than what some woman may or may not be doing in the privacy of her own bedroom.
And I'd appreciate it if we could all keep it that way…since consenting adults have been doing the bedroom thing since Adam and Eve first conceived Cain and Abel. How about we get our heads out of someone else's coochie and back into the business of actually governing — at least in the public square? This whole GOP obsession with controlling women's sex lives and reproductive choices is really getting creepy. Please, Republicans, stop stalking what goes on behind everyone else's closed doors.
Women Who Think Their Panties Are NUNYA (as in nunya bizness!)
PS — What in the hell? Is this some sort of cry for help or some deep-seated need for a public spanking? You decide…