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Yo, bitches. K-Fed wants his shorties:

A day after Britney Spears asked for a divorce, Kevin Federline filed court papers seeking sole custody of the couple’s two children.

The former backup dancer and aspiring rapper is also seeking spousal support. He says the couple’s community assets are “uncertain,” though Spears said in her divorce papers there were none to speak of.

“Kevin is prepared to go the distance in order to do what he feels is necessary to protect and safeguard the children and will not be intimidated or dissuaded from pursuit of those goals,” Michael Sands, spokesman for Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said Wednesday.

Excerpt from Federline’s court papers:

Never been to Denver, but I rock them nuggets
One earring cost more than your budget
And I ain’t here to brag
I’m just here to pop tags
My Ferrari cost more than your little S-Class
Look man, I’m in a whole ‘nother tax bracket
It don’t matter what you blow
Boy, you can’t match it
40 grand’ll take the whole crew to Miami
Then we pop Cristal like we won Grammys
I take care of my own, that’s my family
Magazine’s talk ’cause they don’t understand me

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