Things that are almost as important as the election
Like the fact that K-Fed’s fifteen minutes are almost up:
K-Fedâ€™s New York City gig at Webster Hall wasnâ€™t cancelled as some predicted â€” but it reportedly took some big-time begging on his part.
â€œThey were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on,â€ a Webster Hall bartender told Star. â€œHe had to fight with them to keep this concert.â€ Only 300 people showed up at the club that holds 1,500.
K-Fed was scheduled to go on at 7 pm, but the crowd was so sparse that the aspiring rapper waited for three hours in hopes that more fans would appear.
â€œHe was holding things up because there werenâ€™t enough fans,â€ the bartender told the tab. â€œIt was a bad idea â€” he shouldnâ€™t have neglected the fans who were there.â€
Federlineâ€™s performance has been described as â€œmercifully short.â€ Britney Spearsâ€™s hubby only rapped for about half an hour and, reports one eyewitness, â€œseemed really confused about how to act on stage. He would pace from one side of the stage to the other, just saying things like, â€˜Heyâ€™ thirty times in a row or â€˜New York, thank you for coming â€” buy my CD.â€™ â€
You can thank me later.